blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

(Source: hamburgay, via spork)

lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

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"It’s nice to have things to look forward to."

-Stephen ChboskyThe Perks of Being a Wallflower (via feellng)

(via positiviibes)

whorville:

*whispers to you during sex*

Don’t forget to rate, comment, and subscribe

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adamusprime:

did you know that “friends” stands for:

  • feebee
  • rachel
  • it’s joey
  • everyone is friends
  • nonica
  • dross
  • shandler

(via sluttycrayon)