iamnerdtastic:

Life hack: just eat ice cream all the time.

(via slapmytitties)

EARTHQUAKE!!!!! MOTHERFUCKING SISMIC COUNTRY

edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

(via spork)