fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

(via zacffren)

beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

(via punkrockofficial)

yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

(via punkrockofficial)

Cop:  Have you been drinking?
Me:  I been drankin'
Cop:  Surfbort
Me:  Surfbort

spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

(via nobritish)

horanking:

the feeling of not being able to go to a concert is literally the worst feeling

(via literallyrad)